Peel, seed then grate cucumber. Grate the onion. Mix into the cream cheese with salt, Tabasco, mayonnaise (just enough to make mixture thin enough to stir and combine) and a few drops of green food coloring (to your color preference).
Smiling Irishman
1 ounce Bailey’s Irish Cream
1.5 ounces Bourbon
1.5 ounces Pistachio Liqueur
2-3 drops green food coloring
Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a martini glass rimmed with green sugar.